Your business card is CRAP!

November 22, 2009 on 5:16 pm | In Business | 25 Comments


words of advise from the greatest pitchman alive today. *UPDATE* I’m Rich, You’re Not bit.ly

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  1. I feel sorry for the print shop that has to deal with this pretty pretty princess customer.

    Die cut, foil stamp and emboss have to be cut and set up on custom dies ~$400 for the dies alone. Then there the time wasted on having to deal with an asshole like this.

    Comment by vect0rwolf — Sunday, November 22, 2009 #

  2. You’re not even important enough to have a wikipedia page! You worthless shit.

    Comment by jostemo — Sunday, November 22, 2009 #

  3. i agree tho, shitty business cards should never happen. as a designer you look at many of the poor designs and you think poor…

    Comment by Jas0n39er — Sunday, November 22, 2009 #

  4. lol he’s a retard guaranteeeeeeeeeeeeeed

    Comment by Jas0n39er — Sunday, November 22, 2009 #

  5. “Don’t let the tragedy of being a fucking loudmouth Guido wearing tan-in-a-can and having shellacked William Baldwin From Glenngarry Glenn-Ross happen to YOU. Open to spot the warning signs.”

    Comment by thedungeondelver — Sunday, November 22, 2009 #

  6. Looks like a health awareness fold out

    Comment by richiechickennuggets — Sunday, November 22, 2009 #

  7. How bold, I’ll keep his advice in mind for the future.

    Comment by loszhor — Sunday, November 22, 2009 #

  8. you must not be real one, or professionally trained then lolz :P

    Comment by howaminotmyself — Sunday, November 22, 2009 #

  9. what do i do guaranteed? uhh, i dunno… get drunk and embarass friends and relatives, i guess

    Comment by ChrisWestaway — Sunday, November 22, 2009 #

  10. This was made like 20 years ago.

    Comment by oa515oa515 — Sunday, November 22, 2009 #

  11. Rolodex????? Is this guy living in 1985???

    Comment by xSonicReducerx — Sunday, November 22, 2009 #

  12. Patrick Bateman would have killed this guy if he saw his buisness card.

    Comment by 007ovensmasher — Sunday, November 22, 2009 #

  13. what an idiot

    Comment by jasongraham8300 — Sunday, November 22, 2009 #

  14. I am a graphic designer and his design is sweet. I agree with him and you use a card scanner? Ugghh!!!

    Comment by schoolboydanny — Sunday, November 22, 2009 #

  15. that looks more like a birthday card

    Comment by dingoberrypie — Sunday, November 22, 2009 #

  16. Just finding this out of the blue. How do you know he’s not serious? I’ve met people like this guy, for real. Either way though, it’s classic!

    Comment by coons7 — Monday, November 23, 2009 #

  17. Who the hell uses a rolodex? If your card doesnt fit in my card scanner, it’s crap. If I have to be annoyed with a huge ass card in my pocket, I am not keeping it, I am throwing it out. I dont care it I love you. Get a good card stock that has one fold that reduces down to the standard size. OR put your name on something that they can actually use and think of you while they do.

    Comment by Spm115 — Monday, November 23, 2009 #

  18. He’s totally for real! I’ve met people just like him. This is so hilarious :D

    Comment by howaminotmyself — Monday, November 23, 2009 #

  19. Damn…I got to get some new business cards!

    Classic…

    Comment by Kalik4U — Monday, November 23, 2009 #

  20. Jesus Christ! I don’t know what’s making me laugh more: his performance or the fact that some people think he’s for real. Hysterical!

    Comment by jacquiwrites — Monday, November 23, 2009 #

  21. This guy is insane.

    Comment by flyworld3 — Monday, November 23, 2009 #

  22. Best comment on Youtube. AWESOME!!!!

    Comment by Shiznaft1 — Monday, November 23, 2009 #

  23. LMAO seriously 25 years to design that… wow..hahaha…… i agree with howaminotmyself…

    Comment by dieavila69 — Monday, November 23, 2009 #

  24. I’m a graphic designer and his card is WAYY too ridiculous. All it say is “I’m a complete douche bag. If you want to work with an ass hole, work with me” Flashy is NOT the most effective way to go, this is where business people completely miss the mark. Something smart well designed and small is what people want, not a honky accessorized, exaggerated piece of crap.

    Comment by howaminotmyself — Monday, November 23, 2009 #

  25. What a douchebag.

    Comment by TheGrimsdale — Monday, November 23, 2009 #

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